How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
I told you I don’t want to join your Super Secret Boy Band.
#Imagined Tony getting all up in Natasha’s face like #NATASHAAAAAA YOU CAN’T BE IN OUR SUPER SECRET BOY BAND BECAUSE IT’S A /BOY/ BAND #and Natasha like #just kicks him in the nuts#and then Tony keels over #and she’s like #Now you can’t be in it either #and Clint like laughs so hard he can’t even fucking breathe omg
So last night I had a dream that I went to a sex shop owned by Nick Fury from The Avengers, and Dr. House was there giving me tips on what to buy. The whole time he was sucking on a penis shaped sucker like “Too small, too big, not enough girth, jesus woman do I need to pick it out for you!” and by the time I finally did pick one I went to check out and Nick Fury was giving me this look with his one eye before adding on a free bottle of lube.