face down in a bowl of pudding

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American Horror Story: Freak Show Teasers #1-5

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

8/29

almostwhiteandblack:

♪ Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooo ♪

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

teddstrr:

Lady Gaga has a Pokemon Gym

sweaterlinson:

nickholmes:

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"Let’s ride."

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