face down in a bowl of pudding

upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.


sparkour:

in the most random combination of people to ever happen

lizclimo:

impressive 

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

blackbruise:

pretty much

anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

gingerthon:

WHAT PERSONALITY, WHAT PRESENCE. THIS CAT IS MAKING LOVE TO THE CAMERA RIGHT NOW. THIS CAT IS AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL