face down in a bowl of pudding

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

justinripley:

this is the whole movie

:

Harry styles bare leg appreciation post

narrysmidnightmemories69:

IF YOU DONT THINK THAT NIALL SAYING “oh my god” AND CLUTCHING HIS LIL CHEST IS ADORABLE THAN YOUR PRIORITIES IN LIFE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT PRIORITIES

choobear:

tomlyles:

x

#i follow louis everywhere #i love louis

i love the differences in the strides. louis’ all business: wheres the ball, gonna kick that shit into a goal. and harry’s all: omg hi, love your shirt