face down in a bowl of pudding

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

  • Harry: *gracefully dodges bras and panties to flirt with dads and young men and share pregnancy tips with pregnant women*

zaynandharrypls:

*becomes a dad so harry will notice me*

nialllhoran:

u hate one direction? that’s nice they could buy ur family and replace you

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"