face down in a bowl of pudding

maliafates:

teen wolf + text posts (part 3)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

yes but where the FUCK are my leggings?

futuresaad:

this is the best twitter account ever

one direction in preschool
  • louis: talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments
  • niall: laughs at absolutely everything to the point where it's ridiculous
  • zayn: has the best crayon pack out of everyone and colors all day long
  • liam: can read at a 1st grade level and won't let you forget it
  • harry: eats glue
People are Complaing That Drake Was Used a Prop in the Anaconda Music Video

mybeautifulmultitudes:

mockeryd:

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Women are CONSTANTLY being treated as nothing but props and eye candy in music videos. Did you guys forget Burred Lines? Or Talk Dirty to me?

If you can’t handle a guy getting the same treatment, then fucking leave.

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curvellas:

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

literally me during nicki’s verse on monster.