face down in a bowl of pudding




My hierarchy of needs.

"Maybe if I dress like Prince today all my dreams will come true"

^ That’s actually something I think at least once a week. 



*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck


“Are you friends or more than friends?”
“More than friends.”
“How did you meet?”
“We were randomly placed as freshman-year roommates.”
“How did you get from there to the more-than-friends level?”
“It just kind of happened.”

Harry with Steven Mcqueen +

#he did this BY HIMSELF #he turned his home into a synthesizing lab and discovered a brand new element ALONE #if you think tony stark isn’t the greatest you’re wrong

Harry attends a NHL playoff game between the San Jose Sharks and the Los Angeles Kings at Staples Center. +


if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great


so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.