face down in a bowl of pudding


if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

  • Harry: *gracefully dodges bras and panties to flirt with dads and young men and share pregnancy tips with pregnant women*


*becomes a dad so harry will notice me*


u hate one direction? that’s nice they could buy ur family and replace you



prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war


"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."


a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car


"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"