face down in a bowl of pudding

kid:

Totally Spies

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

Anonymous:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

  • white people: *force their hair to be matted to form what they think are dreadlocks so they can feel ~one with nature~ and go through some bullshit spiritual hippie phase, probably appropriating other cultures too*
  • black people: *manage to have their hair lock with ease in order to keep their natural hair maintained but get criticized for it bc it’s seen as unprofessional and dirty*

so-humorous:

more thats so raven here

I have 40 minutes to get ready for work and I still continue to just lay here